I just want to share with all of you my favorite things about today:

1. FRUIT SALAD (without yellow juicies or green rounds)

2. NO SHOES (ever. i love to be barefoot all the time) and this is gross-> Click

3. MY SOFT FLUFFY BABBBBBY BLANKET! (i made it)

I AM CRAVING ORANGES AND ORANGE JUICE

when i am angry at myself, i scream and put my hair in the highest of highest buns (atrocious)

i paint my toes and buy pink bubble bath (66.8 fl oz)

i am wearing black and white polka dots.

i want to be Amy Adams.

i am craving Eloise.

the end.

Kim-bo, Ellie Belly and I bein' dumb in TAFT

(AKA THAT"S A FRIGHTENING THOUGHT!)

1. "Me and my Italian boyfriend"

2. "Sarah Plain and Tall (minus the fire and ugly people)

3. "Stop Action"

The new Nightmare On Elm Street wasn't that great...but it did make me spill cookies, jump 34 times and almost stab the scary/fat man next to me in the boob with my right elbow. Anyway this Elm street sign reminded me of the old (amazing) films. The sky was just perfect and had that creepy aspect of the almost pitch darkness but able to see the shadow of the knives emerging from around the cornerrrr.

ALL OF MY MOVIES.

Angus, thongs, and perfect snogging

Oceans

Romeo and Juliet (with Leonardo Dicaprio)

The Devil Wears Prada

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Romeo and Juliet (with Leonard Whiting)

Barbie and The 12 Dancing Princesses

Season one of Charlie and Lola

Northanger Abbey

Throughly Modern Milly

Down With Love

Sense and Sensibility

Anne of Green Gables

Miss Pettigrew Lives For a Day

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Vanity Fair

Sleeping Beauty

Ratatouille

Paper Heart

Penelope

Aquamarine

Moulin Rouge

MY favourite brand of cosmetics. I thought I would let you know . . .

SOAP AND GLORY

Seinfeld with Eden. Spring 2008. Insaneness. It shall happen again soon.

Joyeaux Easteur! From Reidlee and I.

(We don't know if that is the correct French, but we kind of just made it up, shhhh!)

Me and my dried apricot (product of Turkey) in Florence.

they are now my absolute bestest snack.

My Room

Anyone want to buy me Macgyver for my birthday?

it's definitely an ab workout . . .

(i used to have a crush on Macgyver, shhhhh. especially the part were he casually turned around from the plane, whipping his semi-mullet and looking at the camera with a bizarre smile and unibrow.)

Ramiro and Collette . . .

The children who got stuck in a glass bottle.

my absolute favorite picture frame given to me from my grandma.

(sorry for the blinding white legs)

beautiful baby sister, Reidleeeeee.

because Reidlee is a midget, my friend Ellie had to lift her up while i stood in thorns barefoot. the constant yelling about "DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN PAIN REIDLEE! SNIFF the flower! SNIFF ITTT!" made Ellie and Reidlee do a little giggle and a tumble.

i am very surprised, but happy that the picture turned out.

i have ugly hands.

i have ugly hands. fat, purple sausages?! i believe that ladies hands should be beautiful. example: slender, pale, and HEALTHY looking. therefore, i am a man.

(and no, i am not talkin with a funny voice right now)

now, i can see that i have the most dreadful looking feet in the world, but i much rather tell a jeannie to give me beautiful hands than to give me beautiful feet.

jeannie, give me the following:

beautiful hands

a singing voice

non saggy knees.

. . . with maybe the exceptions of a endless amount of tousled silk ribbons, a mass of perfume, and a garden like truly scrumptious'? thankus.

last night, i had a dream, and i was a man whose pinky's were backwards.

it was one of those really rrreeeaaaalllll dreams.

and i dreamt about a mouse whose friend was a blueberry.

and i married a doctor.

? ? ?

OH MY. i have completely forgotten about PEPITO until i got the most cutest drawing from Bell (Bella Bonanno) in the mail.

Pepito lives next door to Madeline.

he is very naughty but Madeline influenced him to change his ways.

he might have a crush on MADELINE . . .

have i told you? . . .

. . . that my man man has to be like this.

oh, and he has to grate my cheese because i can't.

watch ballets

good hugs

and love Lola Sonner as much as i do

(Love Interests: Colonel Brandon, Pepito, Gilbert Blyth, Robin Hood * Disney version*, Arthur Clennam, Mr. Knightly, Joe Fox, Guy Patterson)

ma ligne de chance!

anna karina is who i want to be this spring/summer . . .

down stairs of the Bakersfield Ballet Theatre.

song: "they made frogs smoke 'til they exploded" by mum

forgive me, i don't know how to use this blog yet. it's confusing and there is very much tons of buttons (which i love though because i'm a "button pushin' cowboy".) give me a couple years, and i'll get the hang of it soon.

seven letter word-

GLOOPIN' . . .

that's my stomach.

taken at the height of a small toadstool.