i have ugly hands.

i have ugly hands. fat, purple sausages?! i believe that ladies hands should be beautiful. example: slender, pale, and HEALTHY looking. therefore, i am a man.

(and no, i am not talkin with a funny voice right now)

now, i can see that i have the most dreadful looking feet in the world, but i much rather tell a jeannie to give me beautiful hands than to give me beautiful feet.

jeannie, give me the following:

beautiful hands

a singing voice

non saggy knees.

. . . with maybe the exceptions of a endless amount of tousled silk ribbons, a mass of perfume, and a garden like truly scrumptious'? thankus.